Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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