i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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