haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents