So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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