at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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