before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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