i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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