I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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