if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
