is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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