READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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