If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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