White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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