would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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