is your mom at the bar?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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