We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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