hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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