That's intense
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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