Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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