Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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