If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He better not be in your backpack
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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