how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The best revenge is premature balding
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You were trust falling into bushes
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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