Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's just like the Real World with babies
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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