its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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