Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we're so committed to being not committed
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