Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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