I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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