Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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