sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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