What a fucking waste of an outfit
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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