do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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