also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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