its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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