Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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