i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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