he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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