Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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