Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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