i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize