On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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