I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Randomize
