Its about making memories worth repressing
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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