Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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