Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I love having hate sex.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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