Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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