I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're too hungover to prance.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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