One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you traded sex for a burrito?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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