yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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