you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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