"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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