I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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