If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
