So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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