Dual....:-)
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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