Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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