Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You can make out without kissing
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