dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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